Do you sing?
siiiiiiing, with your head up, with your eyes closed, not because you love the song, because you love to sing.
Do you like orange juice?
i do. also sunny delight. i get made fun of for saying sunny delight instead of simply saying nigga d.
kisses or hugs?
the affectionate physical act or the candy? because the answer is different for each, see if you can figure out which is which.
Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
definitely. but it’s also safe to say that certain boys have wasted too much time on me. it sounds just as terrible to put it that way though.
What type of music do you listen to?
hardcore, metal, indie, pop punk, hip hop. mostly anything except for butt-rock (i’m looking at you, creed, nickelback, & other crappy bands like you. but i’m not listening at you).
Are you dating the last person you talked to?
it’s been hinted at in the past, but nothing more. we’re far too similar.
What’s the best part about school?
some mornings i actually think to myself MAN I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT IN PHYSICS CLASS RIGHT NOW (physics class was 5 years ago but i’m still so happy it’s over)
Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
when it comes to my past, i’m an open book. i’m only really gaurded with current issues.
How did you bring in the New Year?
uhh i don’t really recall. no, not for the reasons you’re thinking. i mean, you’ve seen one new year, you’ve seen em all. wait… was i at the harbor? i think i was. & then. something. was that new years? i don’t remember. new year’s isn’t all that great anyways.
Does someone have a crush on you?
to quote flight of the conchords: “yes, i have an answer for that… no.”
What do you say when you answer the phone?
“choose your words carefully, they may be the last you ever speak.” maybe that’s why i’m single.
Currently wanting to see anyone?
you could say that. you’d be correct, as well. but a simple yes is not my style.
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
i’m working a bunch. i have to do laundry, though. since moving to portland i’ve been playing this game called “doing laundry as little as possible.” but now it’s just spiraled horribly out of control & my mother would be ashamed of me.
Would you rather have one love, or many short relationships?
love? above all things, i believe in love. love is like… oxygen. love is a many splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!
Finish this sentence: I’ve come to realize that my last kiss…
involved lips, & i was awesome.
Are you a friendly/..approachable person?
friendly yes, approachable is really only identifiable by a third party. i’d like to think i was but given how little i am approached, i guess i could use some approachability pointers. but then again, giving that i do no approaching myself, i guess the only option left to me is approach-able.
If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
there is no doubt in my mind that we’d be watching hook in a blanket fort.
What’s the status of you & the person you most recently had feelings for?
it was a mutual heartbreaking. he doesn’t speak to me anymore.
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
no, because the implications of that are far too gentle. they’re much more like flying squirrels.
Could you last an hour without talking?
i went almost 6 months without nearly ever talking once.
If your number 1 needed you at 2 in the morning would you go?
who is number one? regardless, i’m if i’m even awake at that hour, i’m usually starved for attention, so i probably would.
What side do you sleep on in your bed?
all of it. i have a tiny bed.
What color is your hair?
the color of autumn leaves in the middle of autumn on a mid-autumn’s autumn day. er, goldish.
Are you a good babysitter?
i’ll sit on all yo babies. i don’t even care. if they’re small, i’ll sit on ‘em.
Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind?
worst 4 hours of my life. the only good part is at the very end when that guy is like “frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn.” because that’s about how i felt at that point, at least someone else said it.
Are you typically a jealous person?
not always, but in certain terms of the word, yes. i’m paranoid & neurotic & i overthink everything to the point that i’m a maniacal mess. that may sound unrelated, but it isn’t.
What’s the first item of clothing you put on when you get dressed?
yesterday it was socks. & i gave myself a weird look, because that’s weird. this morning it was the uh (unmentionables). you know (underwear).
How’s the weather today?
it was pretty decent, if only a little too hot. let’s keep it at a civil 65 or even 55, yes?
Could you go out in public looking the way you do right now?
absolutely. i’d probably cause some male stampedes though (running the other way, hyuk hyuk!), so it really wouldn’t be very responsible of me.
Can you roll your tongue?
like to roll donuts across my tongue. into my stomach.
If somebody hurts you, do you give them a way back in, or blacklist them?
i just wait until they make a fool of themselves, then have a good chuckle at their expense; knowing that no one will ever like them is the biggest reward i could receive.
What are you listening to?
my better judgment. & my less than better judgment. they’re arguing.
Have you ever been hit by the opposite sex?
i was forced to play flag football in middle school. one time a competitor from the other team gave me a real sportsman like pat on the back. i was thrilled by this.
Are you awesome or amazing?
some people are just so awesome & amazing, they can be awesome & amazing at the same time. i sit on a throne before them!